Joe Rogan man-crushes on Fox News hosts perfect hair. Sorry Jesse, it’s not you.

The follicular-challenged podcast king Joe Rogan has a bigtime thing for Bret Baier’s hair.

During a short clip, Fox News Channel’s Greg Gutfeld pointed out Rogan’s comments.

“I’m distracted by Bret Baier’s hair,” Rogan began. “It’s so beautiful, if I had that kind of hair I’d be so happy.”

“You can’t see any scalp anywhere, it’s all hair, it’s beautiful. “If you wanted to put a wig on a bald guy, you’d make it like that length bro, ‘I’m going to make you hot’” Rogan said in an alternate voice.

A quick scan of X shows that Rogan is not alone in his admiration of the FOX’s host’s hair.

Baier’s hair has been a thing even as far back as 2014!

It’s even more impressive unkempt, as seen in this clip from 2020:

Rogan’s admiration for Baier goes beyond the superficial. In 2024, he gave props to the Fox host for conducting fair interviews with then-presidential candidates Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.

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