The Biden administration’s fervor to radically transform America’s energy infrastructure to battle the alleged global warming apocalypse has spurred the White House to consider an idea that could have come directly out of a science fiction disaster movie, blocking out the rays of the sun, a risky scheme but one which is increasingly popular among the climate cult crazies.
In a new report that was released on Friday, the regime expressed an openness to solar radiation modification, a geoengineering theory that could reduce the effects of climate change by reflecting sunlight away from the Earth’s surface, a concept that could come with potentially dangerous consequences, not the least of which would be to trigger the climate doomsday that the hysterics are trying to prevent.
“A program of research into the scientific and societal implications of solar radiation modification (SRM) would enable better-informed decisions about the potential risks and benefits of SRM as a component of climate policy, alongside the foundational elements of greenhouse gas emissions mitigation and adaptation,” the report said. “SRM offers the possibility of cooling the planet significantly on a timescale of a few years.”
The report, titled “Congressionally-Mandated Report on Solar Radiation Modification,” was published on the White House website and lists methods of geoengineering known as “stratospheric aerosol injection (SAI) and marine cloud brightening” being considered to block the sun.
However, the White House noted that the review was done according to a congressional directive and that “there are no plans underway to establish a comprehensive research program focused on solar radiation modification.”
“Climate change is already having profound effects on the physical and natural world, and on human well-being, and these effects will only grow as greenhouse gas concentrations increase and warming continues,” the report stated. “Understanding these impacts is crucial to enable informed decisions around a possible role for SRM in addressing human hardships associated with climate change.”
Not that their opinion matters to Biden and his team of geniuses, but Twitter was understandably cool to the idea.
Mayor Pete will be in charge and he’ll accidentally set the Moon on fire. https://t.co/1FRu9gqA9n
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2023
I told you people – it’s a climate death cult
“What if we just block the sun?”
“And make people suffer and crops die?”
“Yes” https://t.co/baIgBieKnN— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) July 1, 2023
They want us to freeze to death with no food. @ComfortablySmug https://t.co/F1goIEUoRq
— (•_•) (@AsTheWorldBurnz) July 1, 2023
There’s absolutely no way this can backfire.
— Rae A (@xrae) July 1, 2023
Are we going to vote on this? Because this sounds like something we should vote on.
— Alex Joffe (@DrAlexJoffe) July 1, 2023
We could do this thing that has caused the apocalypse in many sci-fi movies. Or we could just ask China to stop polluting so much.
— Lightspeed_Outlaw (@breakonthru234) July 1, 2023
Any thought at all to potential unintended consequences, like the effect on plant life?
— Dr. Man-Bear-Pig ⚔️ (@Man_Bear_Pig3) July 1, 2023
I feel like a villain would do this in a Superman movie.
— Sour Girl (@TickingT1meBags) July 1, 2023
They’re arrogant enough to think that what they want should be acceptable to the rest of the planet.
— BluePointFish ♀ (@bluepointfish) July 1, 2023
You mean the rays they want us to use for solar power?
— TeeCee™ (@TeeCeeFB) July 1, 2023
What ridiculous hubris
— Classic__Liberal (@ClassicLibera12) July 1, 2023
Some users recognized that the idea seems familiar, like from “The Simpsons” which may or may not have served as inspiration.
— Grant Lefelar (@GrantRLefelar) July 1, 2023
Wasn’t this a Simpsons episode? https://t.co/LmAAyrQLYS
— Frank (@bubbagump64) July 1, 2023
I think I saw this on The Simpson’s.
— Joseph (@joey_hoffman) July 1, 2023
Both The Simpsons and The Matrix warned us against this.
— Zackary Russell (@ztrussell) July 1, 2023
It could get much, much worse than shutting down New York City’s wood-burning pizza ovens and banning gas stoves with the lunatics running the asylum.
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