Can’t stop laughing! Dems’ new idea to win over young men – hit them at the gym!

The Democrat Party has a plan to win over the young men of America, and boy, is it a doozy.

President Donald Trump won in 2024 in part because young men joined his campaign and resonated with his message. This comes after years of being pushed away from the Democrats in favor of anyone who isn’t a straight, white man.

Perhaps realizing their error, the left is now coming up with schemes to entice them back into the party, such as going to the gym. Because who doesn’t like talking politics while they lift?

The article itself is as bad as the headline.

Across the political spectrum, craving the surefire sense of accomplishment the gym provides is an age-old response to an unstable political and economic environment. And historically, championing physical fitness with appeals to American manliness has not been a partisan issue. If the SAM initiative is going to net the Democrats more than online snark, its leaders should appreciate that this history suggests the party’s path forward might just begin at the gym.

In the vast digital universe targeting young men, the idea that exercise is imperative to self-actualization is inescapable. It’s most obvious in fitness-focused influencers like Ashton Hall, whose six-hour “morning routine” recently racked up nearly a billion views on X. But plenty of public figures with grander concerns insist exercise is integral to achievement. Take Andrew Tate’s obsession with “plummeting masculinity” or Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s quest to make America healthy again.

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Sierra Marlee

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