Leftist darling and gun control advocate David Hogg is trying to coin a new progressive buzzword, and it’s not going that great.
On Monday, he decided to accuse Republicans of basically being terrorists over the Colorado gay nightclub shooting. Unfortunately for him though, not everyone was impressed by his ability to make up things that sound good.
Hey journalists- what republicans are engaged in has a name. It is called stochastic terrorism.
— David Hogg ☮️ (@davidhogg111) November 21, 2022
“Stochastic” is defined by the dictionary as “randomly determined; having a random probability distribution or pattern that may be analyzed statistically but may not be predicted precisely.”
It’s not entirely clear why Hogg thinks this term applies to the GOP or has anything to do with the horrifying events of that night, but some suspect he just wanted to show off the big word he just learned:
“Look mom! I read a word on the internet I want to use but I don’t get the irony!” -David Hogg
— Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson (@Storm4Congress) November 22, 2022
Looks like someone has been using his word of the day calendar.
— Scoot4par (@Scoot4par) November 21, 2022
David learned the new word just added to dictionary, yeah. Harvard is so proud .
— Scott Coleman (@bandphan) November 22, 2022
You just find that memo that went out six months ago with this talking point behind the dresser, David?
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 21, 2022
I see they pushed out a new firmware for the NPCs. Adds stochastic to the dictionary.
— Assault Clip, #2A Voter (@assaultclip) November 22, 2022
C’mon, Jim. I don’t like him any better than you do but have a heart… don’t make the kid look in the mirror!
— Blatant Sockpuppet (@BlatantSockPupt) November 21, 2022
That’s called gaslighting and projection. We can see right though you little man.
— William Peters (@beautifulwood) November 21, 2022
Ohhhhhh someone must have learned a new word on the back of a cereal box.
— Laura (@LauraKelrobin) November 21, 2022
— Lizzy (@LizzyLouWhom) November 22, 2022
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