Dylan Mulvaney excitedly calls ’emergency meeting,’ claims ‘hottest guy’ asks for his number

In an “emergency meeting” on TikTok, transgenderism pusher Dylan Mulvaney shared some surprising personal news prompting social media to agree, “We can’t believe it either.”

Well-known for being the catalyst that sparked a movement to decimate one of the most well-known brands on the planet, it’s easy to forget that Mulvaney’s career as an “influencer” included a great deal of him sharing life experiences. On Saturday, that included an out-of-breath story about getting picked up by, not just any guy, but the “hottest guy I’ve ever seen in my entire life.”

“NEW DILLY UNLOCKED” captioned the 27-year-old’s video on his TikTok before recounting the tale that followed a “sleepover” with a friend.

@dylanmulvaneyNEW DILLY UNLOCKED♬ original sound – Dylan Mulvaney

“Honey, I hope it’s a good time because we need an emergency meeting,” the exasperated Mulvaney said as he entered a room where he’d already set up his camera to record. Reminding his followers that he likes to “get dolled up,” he pointed to his outfit in the video that included a crop top and sweatpants.

He then explained, “…I was going to get a bagel this morning after a sleepover with my friend and I had to borrow her sweatpants. So, I’m standing in line for the bagel looking like this, which is not a normal Dylan outfit — hottest guy I’ve ever seen in my entire life, ‘Can I get your number?'”

Incredulous over having supposedly put in “the minimum to get the maximum benefit” disbelief was shared on X, just not for the same reasons.

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“We can’t believe it either,” captioned Ian Miles Cheong who shared the video prompting others to chime in with their own takes.

That included one user addressing how Mulvaney himself had pointed out in the video “I haven’t shaved,” with a reminder about his tag of “Woman of the year.”

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“Um, yes, yes. Looking like this, yes,” Mulvaney had continued in the video when recounting his reaction to the guy supposedly asking for his number. Of course, while a number of users pointed out that there is no telling what the “hottest guy” actually looked like from the opinion of a man who talked up his experiences with “girlhood,” or the sexual proclivities of this unknown party, others zeroed in on the concerning displays of narcissism.

The Mythinformed account called out, “The narcissism and delusions which consume Dylan Mulvaney might have just maxed out,” while musician Five Times August said, “I like that he set up the shot for this on a desk, pushed record on his phone, walked out of the room, and then walked in again pretending like he just came in from somewhere and all this just happened. And you know he did multiple takes…Complete fantasy world.”

Still others, who weren’t among the simply skeptical or skeeved out, shared their concern that the only “emergency meeting” Mulvaney was really in need of was “with a team of therapists working in shifts 24 hours a day.”

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Kevin Haggerty

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