Grandma ranks her favorite grandchildren, bumps grandson to the bottom over TATTOO

Comedian Dan LaMorte took to TikTok to brag that, with enough time and persistence, he had made it. He had officially become his grandmother’s 4th-favorite grandchild! But good things can’t last forever.

Yes, LaMorte revealed that his grandmother had a hilarious ranking system, where she rated her ten grandchildren from most favorite to least favorite. While LaMorte was sitting in a solid 4th place, he knew that the new tattoos he had gotten were about to shake up the top spots.

“This is my grandma’s ranking board,'” he explained. “She has a wooden board where she ranks the 10 grandchildren from 1 to 10, all of our faces on magnets.”

“I’m No. 4, the highest I’ve ever been,” LaMorte noted. “I did just get two new tattoos though, so I am a bit nervous about what that’s going to do for my ranking.”


Grandma, horrified that her sweet, 4th-favorite baby would deface himself with ink, gasped in shock. Then, she did the only logical thing she could at the time – She moved LaMorte down to the shameful number ten slot.

The video has now gone viral on TikTok and naturally, it got people talking:


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