Comedian Dan LaMorte took to TikTok to brag that, with enough time and persistence, he had made it. He had officially become his grandmother’s 4th-favorite grandchild! But good things can’t last forever.
Yes, LaMorte revealed that his grandmother had a hilarious ranking system, where she rated her ten grandchildren from most favorite to least favorite. While LaMorte was sitting in a solid 4th place, he knew that the new tattoos he had gotten were about to shake up the top spots.
“This is my grandma’s ranking board,'” he explained. “She has a wooden board where she ranks the 10 grandchildren from 1 to 10, all of our faces on magnets.”
“I’m No. 4, the highest I’ve ever been,” LaMorte noted. “I did just get two new tattoos though, so I am a bit nervous about what that’s going to do for my ranking.”
Watch:
My grandma notoriously ranks us; here’s an update with her first ever appearance pic.twitter.com/8Wa5zq6tRw
— Dan LaMorte (@DanLaMorte) October 9, 2022
Grandma, horrified that her sweet, 4th-favorite baby would deface himself with ink, gasped in shock. Then, she did the only logical thing she could at the time – She moved LaMorte down to the shameful number ten slot.
The video has now gone viral on TikTok and naturally, it got people talking:
Second place in my last ultra!
— Dan LaMorte (@DanLaMorte) October 10, 2022
You@flew too close to the sun Dan
— 🎃Austin Usher 👻 (@ihavethebeard) October 9, 2022
Lol nans know best🥰
— merthedes (@MercheCastro777) October 9, 2022
I wonder what did No.1 do to be No.1 in your grandmother’s appraisal ranking.
— empty space (@Empty00Space) October 10, 2022
Love her! Pulls zero punches.
— Snake Plisskenish(RedheadAppreciator) (@_CrotalusAtrox_) October 11, 2022
Grandma is serious about her ranking 😂😂😂
— Dawson Grey (@grey_dawson) October 11, 2022
This is the funniest shit ever! I would never have been in the top 10…
— KristinCarnes (@KristinCarnes2) October 10, 2022
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Sierra Marlee is a millennial whose hunger for the truth in a world of fake news has led her to write. Marlee also contributes to BizPac Review.
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