Much has been made about the reportedly vacant Quality “Learing” Center, so one good citizen attempted to remedy that by enrolling his child.
What happened next was something even the funniest person on the Saturday Night Live writing crew could have scripted.
Watch:
Lol, people are now independently trying to enroll their kids in these fake daycares. Amazing. pic.twitter.com/ZmV8xTtBOd
— Paul (@WomanDefiner) January 1, 2026
The man approaches the building, where one might notice that the glaring typo on the sign has been corrected. He was quickly approached by three men, one wearing a mask, who pointed out that the building is private property and noted several signs warning against trespassing.
The person filming advises that he is just looking to sign his kid up for daycare, asking if he can get “papers.”
“Come back to us when we are open on regular hours and we will be more than-” one of the men said before getting cut off.
“It’s 3:48 on a Tuesday, this is not business hours?” the person behind the camera asked.
If this daycare isn’t open during work hours (which is when most households would need the services of a daycare, so the parents can go to their jobs) then when could they possibly be open? Weekends? Nights? Every other leap-year?
X users were less than impressed by the interaction:
The posted hours say they’re supposed to be open at 3:48 on Tuesdays.
So if the posted hours aren’t correct, what are the hours? pic.twitter.com/RJwYsgBl9F
— August Takala (@RudyTakala) January 2, 2026
And they never get any forms to fill out or a quick interview, if they can’t take any clients, then what are they doing?
— D. Michael (@DanielMich81686) January 1, 2026
When someone shows up at 11am they say it’s not regular business hours and to try between 2 and 6. Show up between those two hours and it’s still not within business hours. How convenient.
— Nathan Palmer (@IAmNathanPalmer) January 1, 2026
Let them cook, as it were. The more actions they take after we’ve already discovered them, the more data there is which can show fraud. Trying to cover something up is often more damning than the original finding.
— Irrelevant (@ContraQuintis) January 2, 2026
I’ve never seen a daycare center where the entrance looks like a back alley strip club and the parking lot of filled with adult men just standing around.
No wonder no normal people want to enroll their kids!
— Martin Lukas (@MartinLukasMD) January 1, 2026
And they say, “Come back during business hours.”
It WAS business hours…How much more contradictory can these people get?
— Chuck-kun ~🔱📛💎🐾🐟 (@SirChar103) January 2, 2026
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Sierra Marlee is a millennial whose hunger for the truth in a world of fake news has led her to write. Marlee also contributes to BizPac Review.
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