Jimmy Kimmel goes with attempt to hijack midterms argument because his birth certificate is with his baby teeth

Late-night comedian Jimmy Kimmel has some thoughts on the SAVE America Act, and it’s pretty much what you’d expect.

Leftists seem to think that normal, everyday people have incredible difficulty keeping track of important documents and don’t know how to get themselves an identification card. They think that if you have to prove that you’re a citizen of the country, you may suddenly not be interested in voting in elections, and Kimmel repeated this talking point during his show on Tuesday.

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“You know, things aren’t going too good for King Hungry VIII right now because he’s doomed in the midterms. He knows that. And so now he’s pushing what he calls the SAVE America Act on Republicans in Congress,” he said, going on to quote a Truth Social post from President Donald Trump calling for support of the legislation.

“He said ‘the Save America Act is one of the most important and consequential pieces of legislation in the history of Congress and America itself. No more rigged elections. No rigged mail-in voting. We are the only country in the world that allows this ,'” Kimmel continued. “No, we aren’t. Dozens of other countries allow voting. Canada, Spain, Germany, Switzerland — but go on.”

“‘No men in women’s sports, no transgender MUTILIZATION’ – which is not a word, by the way. And what do men in women’s sports have to do with voting by mail?” the host continued. “‘I WILL NEVER (EVER!) ENDORSE ANYONE WHO VOTES AGAINST SAVE AMERICA!!!’ And you know he means business because that’s in all caps. He means he capped his pants once again.”

Then he added his own opinion on the bill, which of course sounds exactly like every Democrat who has fled to the media to speak out against it.

“This SAVE Act, let me say this is nothing more than his attempt to hijack this upcoming election. It doesn’t protect your right to vote. It does the opposite. It makes voting so difficult, a lot of people won’t bother to do it, which is what he wants,” Kimmel said, claiming that in order to vote, citizens would “need either a passport or a birth certificate to prove citizenship” because in some states “a driver’s license alone won’t do it.”

He went on to say that voter fraud isn’t a problem, and everyone agrees that only citizens should vote. But he’s still not backing the legislation.

“It is not a problem. We all agree people who aren’t here legally shouldn’t be allowed to vote here. But they’re not. That’s the thing. In Michigan, for example, in 2024, 0.0028% of the votes were illegal. There are more people masturbating in the voting booths than voting illegally,” he said. “And by the way, those 15 people that [masturbated], you know what happened to those people? They caught them. They got all of them. They got all 15. Meanwhile, half of U.S. citizens don’t have a passport. That’s 170 million of us!”

And of course, stupid Americans can’t locate their birth certificates.

“Do you know where your birth certificate is?” he asked, scanning the audience. “Mine is with my baby teeth. I have no idea where it is. There is no election fraud to stop. This is an imaginary problem vomited up by our sore loser president, who still can’t deal with the fact that he lost to Joe Biden and knows he’s about to lose bigly. So, he’s just making stuff up.”

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