Do you ever just hear someone confidently make the worst argument you’ve ever heard, and you can’t help but cringe?
A clip of a blue-haired mother bragging about her daughter’s “flaccid” penis is going viral for being exactly that kind of moment. It’s painful, but it’s also a curious peek into the mind of someone who defends placing underage girls in uncomfortable positions.
Watch:
“Medically, on paper, she is girl. She is just as much a girl as any other girl in the school. So she has a penis, guess what? It’s flaccid. 90% of the time it’s flaccid.”
-Mom testifies AGAINST protecting girls sports & providing them privacy.
This really is @ClownWorld_ pic.twitter.com/uNRdoQOaUC
— Scarlett Johnson (@scarlett4kids) March 8, 2025
“She’s not an athlete, she’s none of those things,” the clip begins, with the mother chuckling. “She’s a girly girl. She’s more girly girl than me.”
“Medically, on paper, she is girl. She is just as much a girl as every single other one of those girls in there. So she has a penis, guess what? It’s flaccid. 90% of the time it’s flaccid,” the mom continued. “I don’t even think she’s had an orgasm yet. Never been with anyone, she’s not interested in it. Big scary predator she is not. ”
Because what teen doesn’t want their mom talking about their genitals and sexual history to strangers?
This unfortunate admission was part of a hearing held by the Wisconsin Assembly Committee on Education on Thursday regarding Assembly Bills 100, 101 and 103 which pertain to “pending legislation on Indigenous student data, rights of parents, transgender students.”
X users reacted to the bizarre clip: (** Language warning)
Imagine being a castrated teen boy whose blue haired mom talks about how your flaccid penis makes you a girl ON VIDEO.
Who else feels bad for her son?
— Maia Poet (@thepeacepoet99) March 8, 2025
90%?
So he has an erection for more than 2 hours every day?
How feminine.
— Sam Morgan (@CrunchAlias) March 8, 2025
I’m angry that this even needs to be asked…. But how does she know how often her son’s genitalia is “flaccid”?
Ugh.
— Sarah Fields (@SarahisCensored) March 8, 2025
Wait my dick is flaccid 90% of the time. Is it supposed to be hard all the time? Do i need to ask my Dr. WTF.
— Dennis- Heres Your Sign. (@ric90521) March 8, 2025
Am I old school for thinking it’s unsavoury when a mother discusses the firmness of her son’s penis?
— Henry Fitzempre (@HenryFitzempre) March 8, 2025
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