‘Pierre Delecto’ bandied about as strong replacement for Biden in WILD NY Times op-ed

Democratic desperation, Trump Derangement Syndrome and Pierre Delecto summed up the wildest replacement suggestion for President Joe Biden’s campaign yet, courtesy of The New York Times.

As Republicans united around former President Donald Trump, the left seemed only to share some form of denial about the incumbent staying in the race, who should take his spot atop the ticket and preventing a White House return for the GOP leader.

Suggestions to supplant Biden by the likes of Vice President Kamala Harris, former First Lady Michelle Obama or former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton were blown away Sunday when writer and director Aaron Sorkin made his pitch — for Utah Sen. Mitt Romney (R).

“The problem in the real world is that there isn’t a Democrat who is polling significantly better than Mr. Biden. And quitting, as heroic as it may be in this case, doesn’t really put a lump in our throats,” the creator of “The West Wing” acknowledged in his op-ed, “How I Would Script This Moment for Biden and the Democrats.”

“The Democratic Party should pick a Republican. At their convention next month, the Democrats should nominate Mitt Romney,” Sorkin went on to write of the former Massachusetts governor and 2012 Republican presidential nominee before contending doing so would be, “a clear and powerful demonstration that this election isn’t about what our elections are usually about, but about stopping a deranged man from taking power.”

While the Academy Award-winner acknowledged his pitch epitomized jumping the shark, the sort of unrealistic inclusion in a show that signaled production was going off the rails coined after Fonzie did exactly that in an episode of “Happy Days,” he maintained his TDS-based position.

Sorkin’s suggestion, dubbed “beyond parody” by many, was uproarious on a number of levels as it in part highlighted the panic spreading across the left while also treating RINO Romney, who was deemed a monster for binders filled with women, driving with his dog on the roof of his car and allegedly cutting a classmate’s hair, as though he were somebody they would rally behind because “orange man bad.”

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“Aaron Sorkin telling Democrats to vote for Mitt Romney is the funniest f*cking thing in this entire ordeal,” wrote The Specator’s contributing editor Stephen L. Miller. “They demonized him, called him a murderer, had a debate moderator step in to help [then-President Barack] Obama, and now they are like..Yeah we should nominate that guy. God this is so fun.”

As it happened, the screenwriter even brought up reasons why the left would likely just stay home if Romney were the Democratic candidate as he sounded off, “Does Mr. Romney support abortion rights? No. Does he want to aggressively raise the minimum wage, bolster public education, strengthen unions, expand transgender rights and enact progressive tax reform? Probably not. But is he a cartoon thug who did nothing but watch TV while the mob assembled beat and used Tasers on police officers? No. The choice is between Donald Trump and not-Trump, and the not-Trump candidate needs only one qualification: to win enough votes from a cross-section of Americans to close off the former president’s Electoral College path back to power.”

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Kevin Haggerty

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