A shocking new report claims that FEMA workers have been fired after watching heinous pornography.
Watching adult content at work is already enough grounds for firing, but according to The New York Post, an internal investigation revealed that two employees had been viewing “deviant pornography” on government devices.
Such content reportedly includes “racially charged” pornography and “bestiality, said DHS officials, whose department oversees the Federal Emergency Management Agency.”
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem released a heated statement, seething over the behavior from the canned workers.
“These individuals had access to critical information and intelligence and were entrusted to safeguard Americans from emergencies—and instead they were consuming pornography,” she raged. “And in at least one case, the pornography consumed was racially charged and involved bestiality.”
Adding insult to injury, the content was viewed on “their FEMA-issued devices, including at least one computer, during the work day,” The Post reported.
“One of the employees was fascinated by ‘bestial fantasies’ as well as ‘racism-infused sexual encounters,’ while the other had ‘extensive interactions’ with others on Reddit boards and shared sexually graphic content — some of which was “’racially charged,’ according to the DHS officials,” the outlet reported.
It is also alleged that one of the workers had used his device to “type phrases into a chatbot website just so they could be read aloud in another accent.”
“Sit on your captains [expletive] as we cover each other in bees,” read one of the phrases. Shockingly, this was among the more tame phrases that had been used.
“The employee’s crass coworker meanwhile, logged onto Reddit for twisted purposes at least 578 times over a 30-day period,” NY Post wrote.
X users had a lot to say about the lewd behavior:
Which radical leftist judge will issue a ruling demanding their reinstatement?
— AdamInHTownTX (@AdamInHTownTX) September 2, 2025
Good they should have been and also jailed.
— Momofabearkat (@Momofabearkat) September 2, 2025
Whatever they want to do on their own time, that’s their right. NOT while they’re working ostensibly for us.
— DanHart1549 (@DHart1549) September 3, 2025
The same FEMA that wouldn’t help the flood victims with Trump signs?
— Russell Smith (@hoochiepapa) September 2, 2025
If one race was abusing another or animals were harmed and/or lives were put at risk during these shameful workdays, termination of employment is not sufficient.
— Donna (@web_buzz) September 3, 2025
If you cant watch that shit on your own phone and you need to watch it on government property, you deserved to be fired.
— Jim (@nyjiki) September 2, 2025
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Sierra Marlee is a millennial whose hunger for the truth in a world of fake news has led her to write. Marlee also contributes to BizPac Review.
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