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Somali daycare manager tries to punk America, claims burglar stole ‘important’ documents

January 2, 2026 | | Print Article

At this point, with the Somali daycare fraud scandal proving to be nationwide and potentially running into the tens of billions of dollars of theft from the U.S. taxpayer — who must participate under the threat of force — it’s almost as if we are being punked.

Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of the Nokomis Daycare Center in Minneapolis, announced with a straight face that the business suffered a break-in, with the “thief” stealing “important documentation,” including children’s enrollment information, employee documentation, and checkbooks. Hence, pretty much everything that could be used to detect fraud — or prove otherwise.

As far-fetched as his claim is, Mohamed was rocking what appeared to be $2,400 designer glasses at the press conference.

Almost as if he was mocking the American people, Mohamed suggested the suspect may have been motivated by YouTuber Nick Shirley, who set off a firestorm when he visited multiple day care facilities in the city looking for evidence of fraud.

“This is devastating news, and we don’t know why this is targeting our Somali community as one video made by a specific individual made this all happen,” he said.

The timely burglary came amid growing outrage over the scandal, with American taxpayers inching toward revolt over a corrupt government bleeding them dry to steer money to foreign nationals who hate them, hate their culture, and refuse to assimilate. Immigrants who wear $2,400 glasses and drive Mercedes Benzes as they game the system and allegedly steer huge portions of their ill-gotten gains back to the Democratic Party.

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President Donald J. Trump knows a “total fraud” when he sees one:

But don’t worry, Republicans are typing up strongly worded memos as we speak, and are planning performative hearings in DC, which will do more for their fundraising and reelection efforts than it will for accountability.

Here’s a quick sampling of responses to the story, as seen on X:

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