A former “South Park” writer has launched a website calling for President Donald J. Trump’s youngest son to be drafted and sent to the front lines after the U.S. and Israel attacked Iran.
The site, which is named DraftBarronTrump.com, is the brainchild of 50-year-old Toby Morton, who is “a self-described creator of ‘anti-fascist websites,’” according to the New York Post.
“America is strong because its leaders are strong. President Trump proves that every day. Naturally, his son Barron is more than ready to defend the country his father so boldly commands,” the header reads. “Service is honor. Strength is inherited.”
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“Dog bless Barron,” the site adds.
“This site is dedicated to honoring the strongest and bravest voices in war. When power is projected abroad, it is only right that strength exists at home. If you’re looking for proven genes, inherited courage, and unquestionable resolve, look no further than the Trump family. Leadership starts somewhere,” it reads.
The site features several pictures of the young man with his proud father, along with fake testimonials from Barron’s siblings and Trump.
“People come up to me with tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, you’re the strongest. Send Barron off to war.’ I’ve always been strong. Very strong. Stronger than anyone expected. Some say the strongest ever. And strength matters. Believe me,” says the phony quote attributed to the president.
“This moment is really about Barron, okay? Always has been. He represents strength, courage, and service. I’ll be honoring that sacrifice in my own way, mainly by talking about it from a safe distance,” reads the bogus quote from Don Jr.
“People always say I’m stupid, which is totally unfair, because I understand a lot about pancakes. Pancakes are complex. You’ve got batter, heat, timing. If you rush it, you ruin everything. I think about pancakes a lot. Mostly pancakes,” the facetious quote from Eric Trump says.
The website also provides links to donate through PayPal, Venmo, and other websites.
In addition to writing for “South Park,” Morton also has provided the voice for characters on the long-running cartoon show, which has recently featured an onslaught of mockery of Trump, often in the most tasteless way, with one episode featuring him in bed with Satan.
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The episode comes as South Park has just reportedly agreed to a 5 year, 50 episode, $1.5 billion deal with Paramount.
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He has also launched other satirical websites targeting political figures, including Trump over the renaming of the Kennedy Center, former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), and Texas Gov. Greg Abbott. He has also mocked disgraced former New York governor and failed NYC mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo.
“I’m not really on any side,” Morton was quoted by the Hollywood Reporter. “I don’t trust politicians as a class, and I don’t think any party has a monopoly on truth or integrity.”
Conscription has not taken place in the United States since the early 1970s during the Vietnam War, although the Selective Service System requires men between the ages of 18 and 25 to register in case a military draft ever becomes necessary.
If the draft was reinstated, Barron Trump would not qualify as his height of 6-foot-9 exceeds the maximum requirements.
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