It’s no secret that the NFL has gone full woke — after all, the league is STILL permitting social justice messages on the field of play even though Black Lives Matter has effectively been exposed as a Marxist grift operation — but how woke are the players?
Kyler Murray, star QB for the Arizona Cardinals, raised plenty of eyebrows, lined or not, when he was photographed in what appears to be a sports bra — some argued that the device he was wearing is a vitals monitor.
Kyler Murray… pic.twitter.com/OObpC34siN
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) August 12, 2023
Turns out, the latter camp is correct, as Fox News reported that the device is actually a vest from Catapult Sports and that Murray, who is coming off a major knee injury suffered last season, isn’t the only athlete who wears one.
“They are wearing a GPS vest that just happens to look like a sports bra. The vest is designed to hold a pod between the shoulder blades that contains a 10Hz GPS, an accelerometer and a magnetometer,” the company says. “These GPS devices are able to capture over 1250 data points per second to measure how much and how hard the players are working, and players and coaches are able to analyze data such as total distance, top speed, number of sprints, sprint distance, power, load, intensity, and more.”
But looks can be deceiving, especially to the lazy eye.
Sports bra or not, social media lit into Murray and it’s a safe bet that the player will not live the image down anytime soon.
Here’s a quick sampling of responses to the story, as seen on Twitter/X:
What in the hell is wrong with Kyler Murray? Is he going to paint his fingernails next? pic.twitter.com/1V5N5AJjpK
— Nick Adams (Alpha Male) (@NickAdamsinUSA) August 12, 2023
Kyler Murray v Jalen Hurts
I know who I’m riding with pic.twitter.com/uuSIS3fKkx
— Nick Kayal (@NickKayal) August 12, 2023
It’s a sports bra.
— jessethedestroyer (@jessedestroys) August 13, 2023
To trigger his critics
— ⚾️ Artful Dodgers Fan in AZ (@DoyerAzUsa) August 11, 2023
— GARY CRAZYBIKER TRAVIS (@garycrazybiker) August 14, 2023
Season hasn’t even started yet pic.twitter.com/g0pcJ0tuzs
— Adrian Armour (@AdrianArmourKC) August 12, 2023
I’ll never unsee this now
— OddSmokerSteve (@OddSmokerSteve) August 12, 2023
Yeah they aren’t winning a ring any time soon lol
— CryptoNova (33.3%) (@CryptoNova_) August 12, 2023
— Nfqts ✊ (@nf_qts) August 12, 2023
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