Conservative “memesmith” and beloved jabber of liberals Carpe Donktum has made his triumphant return to Twitter after a two-year suspension from the platform.
Naturally, he marked his comeback with a topical political joke and got a headstart on re-irritating the left.
“After 2 years of being suspended, I am having a hard time finding the words to express the thoughts and emotions I am feeling. This must be what John Fetterman feels like all the time,” he snarked.
After 2 years of being suspended, I am having a hard time finding the words to express the thoughts and emotions I am feeling. This must be what John Fetterman feels like all the time.
— Carpe Donktum (@CarpeDonktum) December 28, 2022
After being booted from the bird app for copyright infringement in June 2020, he didn’t exactly have your standard vacation.
“Just in case you were wondering what was going on with me over the last 2 and a half years. I got sued, and after mucho $$$$ the case was dismissed and there were zero repercussions for the people who filed the lawsuit. Lots of other stuff happened too,” he explained, saying that he may do a more in-depth thread about exactly what he’s been up to in the time he’s been gone from Twitter.
Just in case you were wondering what was going on with me over the last 2 and a half years.
I got sued, and after mucho $$$$ the case was dismissed and there were zero repercussions for the people who filed the lawsuit.
Lots of other stuff happened too. pic.twitter.com/ck3k1PCW8r
— Carpe Donktum (@CarpeDonktum) December 29, 2022
But a whole lot has changed in the last two years, especially with the takeover by new Twitter CEO Elon Musk. This means that the meme-maker has a LOT of very good questions:
I’ve been out of it for a bit, what happened to my favorite potato, @brianstelter?
— Carpe Donktum (@CarpeDonktum) December 29, 2022
Despite the lawsuit, he got right back into the business of doing what he does best. Tweeting memes:
https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1608239811206451202
https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1608250568199524353
While there are a great many things that he has to catch up on, for now, there are a lot of people who are just glad to have him back:
Welcome back.
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) December 28, 2022
Welcome back!!!!!!
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 28, 2022
Welcome back, king
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 28, 2022
Hey! Welcome back 🙂
— Tracy Beanz (@tracybeanz) December 28, 2022
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) December 29, 2022
Welcome back, dude!
— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) December 29, 2022
The King has Returned
— ERIK FINMAN (@erikfinman) December 29, 2022
You are a political humorist, and a good one.
The fact you were targeted by humorless bastards at CNN and on the Left, et al., is disgraceful.
— Jim Stinson (@jimstinson) December 28, 2022
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