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‘Ban him’: Neil deGrasse Tyson takes to Twitter in yet another pitiful attempt to ruin Christmas for kids

December 26, 2022 | | Print Article

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson was dragged on Twitter for taking all the fun and magic out of Christmas once again just as he does every year by delivering a leftist science lesson on Christmas Eve, trying to crush the dreams of children everywhere by proving Santa’s visit is an impossibility.

“After extensive research, I’ve concluded that for Santa to deliver presents to the billions of homes that celebrate Christmas, and to do so in one continuous night across 24 time zones, he & his reindeer must open wormholes through the fabric of spacetime between each delivery,” Tyson tweeted.

After attempting to dash the dreams of millions of tykes, he went on to tell the kiddies just how many homes per second Santa would have to visit in order to reach every family who celebrated Christmas.

“In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second,” he wrote.

One Twitter user proclaimed that the tweet “Wins for the most unfun Christmas tweet of all time.”

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“Got the same 24 hours Santa got and using your time to tweet this smh,” another said hammering Tyson for his atheistic views.

Then he tried to make a justification for saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”

“Just to affirm that whoever says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, is using a word that etymologically derives from ‘Holy Days,’” he disingenuously stated.

Tyson has been trying to kill off Christmas for years. In 2021, his tweets surrounding the celebration of the birth of Christ and the impending visit by Santa were just as bad.

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He argued that Santa could not live at the North Pole, “Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa’s North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice. Images that portray Santa’s workshop with pine trees and snow-capped hills on the horizon are geographically underinfomred.”

He also knocked Santa Claus for being overweight, going that extra step to suck all the fun out of the holiday.

“If people left carrots, celery, & hot tea for Santa on the table instead of milk & cookies, I bet he’d be much, much thinner,” he remarked.

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And of course, he pointed to global warming.

“As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. We may one day see photos of him clutched to an ice floe,” the pseudo-scientist claimed.

He wasn’t done either – he took direct aim at Santa’s reindeer.

“For Santa to deliver gifts to all world’s Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth’s lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh. Just saying,’” he stated.

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“Santa doesn’t know Zoology: Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas. So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered,” Tyson spewed.

His Grinchy statements let loose the dragging on Twitter and many pointed out how damaged Tyson is:

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