President Joe Biden laughingly dismissed reporters over the unprecedented discovery of a bag of cocaine in the White House while his protectors in the media got busy making the story go away, with it now being reported that the culprit may never be found.
After spending the weekend at Camp David, Biden and his recovering crackhead son Hunter returned to Washington, D.C. on Tuesday for a Fourth of July celebration where they were on Sunday when the building was evacuated after a suspicious white powder was found and tested positive to be cocaine, leading some to suspect that the younger Biden could be the owner given his history of drug addiction.
As the story began shifting with the location of the cocaine being moved from the library where it was originally reported to have been located, reporters – who have suddenly become more aggressive – tried to pin the octogenarian Democrat down on Wednesday as he met with Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson, drawing a mocking response from Biden who once again, had the look of a man who understands that he and his family are untouchable.
(Video: MSNBC)
There are also now indications that the story could soon dissipate and go away with the owner of the blow joining the January 6 pipe bomber and the Supreme Court leaker as another of D.C.’s unsolved mysteries, with Politico citing unnamed sources that according to law enforcement, there may never be an answer as to who exactly misplaced their drug supply.
White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official https://t.co/C0wDkzcSxE
— POLITICO (@politico) July 5, 2023
“Law enforcement officials confirmed on Wednesday that cocaine was found at the White House over the weekend,” the outlet reported. “But one official familiar with the investigation cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.”
“Asked what the chances are of finding the culprit, the official said ‘it’s gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was,'” Politico reported. “’Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught’ by the cameras, added the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity given that it’s an ongoing investigation. ‘It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.’”
Twitter reacted to the Politico scoop with the type of skepticism that now exists regarding a media that covers for a regime that practices the big lie as the first, last and only resort and has lost all credibility with a large percentage of the population.
Any guesses?
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 5, 2023
If the @SecretService can’t find somebody who smuggled illegal drugs into the White House, how are they supposed to protect the president?
Unless… they ARE protecting the president. https://t.co/44cEkxd2do
— jimtreacher.substack.com (@jtLOL) July 5, 2023
This is like if the Hamburglar lived at the White House and all the hamburgers got stolen and the Secret Service was like we just don’t have any leads, not sure what happened to all those hamburgers https://t.co/ldv920HlAM
— Noah Pollak (@NoahPollak) July 5, 2023
Apparently the clever cocaine dropper was able to elude the 24/7 saturation security cameras like a ninja cat burglar parkouring through a diamond museum’s laser beams https://t.co/DOaLcmld8x
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 5, 2023
We can now accurately predict all future headlines. Here’s one we all knew was coming. https://t.co/V9doavoiPx
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 5, 2023
The government that wants to micromanage every aspect of your life claims it can’t possibly figure out who dropped a bag of cocaine in one of the most heavily monitored and carefully secured buildings on Earth. https://t.co/ztwHfP9EfM
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) July 5, 2023
This means it was Hunter.
Good thing it wasn’t an explosive or anything. Maybe the White House should invest in 24/7 security camer– oh wait https://t.co/j6hdr4YIEl— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) July 5, 2023
Law enforcement have committed to uncovering the mystery of the White House cocaine right after they track down the SCOTUS leaker, the J6 pipe bomber, and the Las Vegas shooter.
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) July 5, 2023
They could zoom in on the faces of thousands of people and identify them for arrest or questioning after J6, but inside the White House is apparently an unsolvable mystery. https://t.co/wEiTehXTv0
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) July 5, 2023
Shocking absolutely no one https://t.co/fe666NmM9G
— The Dank Knight (@capeandcowell) July 5, 2023
Case closed https://t.co/DwL5TKLefI pic.twitter.com/6jcV8QkRjz
— Financelot (@FinanceLancelot) July 5, 2023
2 remaining places not surveilled in America
-White House where cocaine was found
-Jefferey Epstein’s cell
— Ax D WhiteMan (@Ax_D_WhiteMan) July 5, 2023
“We have confidence that the Secret Service is going to get to the bottom of this,” said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre at the daily press briefing on Wednesday.
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