Talk about bad timing, Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff opted to plug a new coffee blend he supposedly inspired on the very morning the economy finally succumbed to the feigned benefits of Bidenomics.
With the markets in a nose dive and the Middle East on the brink of all-out war, not to mention a very embarrassing story about Emhoff ruining his first marriage by getting the nanny pregnant, he took to social media on Monday to show off a blend he purportedly inspired.
“Being an aspirational coffee blend was not on my 2024 bingo card,” the tone-deaf husband of the Democratic Party’s replacement nominee posted on X while holding a bag of the product.
Being an aspirational coffee blend was not on my 2024 bingo card. pic.twitter.com/4D3XIHGBmH
— Doug Emhoff (@DouglasEmhoff) August 5, 2024
The new blend was titled “First Gentleman,” which suggests Americans sunk to a new low in November and elected his wife, Kamala Harris, president.
Social media users were not too interested in the coffee blend Emhoff was hawking, given the country’s current distractions… here’s a quick sampling of responses to the story, as seen on X:
What was on the bingo card of the nanny you knocked up?
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) August 5, 2024
Economy is crashing and Doug’s talking coffee blends.
— Conservative Momma (@conmomma) August 5, 2024
Do have any – knocked up nanny pumpkin spice?
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) August 5, 2024
The First Gentleman F*cking his nanny was not on my 2024 bingo card
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) August 5, 2024
The stock market is crashing, war is escalating, you were just outed for knocking up your kid’s nanny and this is what we’re going with?
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 5, 2024
When is “Forced Abortion Blend” coming out, Doug?
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) August 5, 2024
You’re getting roasted online.
— Arlin (@Arlin4US) August 5, 2024
Decaffeinated, weak and infused with soy.
— Booker9e (@booker9e) August 5, 2024
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Tom Tillison grew up in Maryland before moving to Central Florida as a young teen. It is in the Sunshine State that he honed both his passion for politics and his writing skills. Tillison also contributes to BizPac Review.
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