Met Gala 2024 just made it that much easier to mock attendees

The 2024 Met Gala, billed as fashion’s biggest night, was held Monday evening at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

“Tonight, guests will ascend the museum’s famed steps wearing outfits that nod to the event’s “The Garden of Time” dress code,” Vogue Magazine reported.

All of which means it was just that much easier for residents of Podunk to make fun of the entitled celebrities with an arrogant sense of self-importance wearing outfits that scream: LOOK AT ME!

Then again, for many attendees, dignity and self-worth were sacrificed long ago for a foot into the doorway to fame and wealth.

As for excesses, vile rapper Cardi B and her WAP required 9 men to carry her dress at the Met Gala — her real name is Belcalis Marlenis Cephus, a former stripper who has admitted that under the lure of having sex, she would drug men and rob them.

And there was Kim Kardashian and her alleged corset, which resulted in a bizarrely thin waist that is sure to result in more than one young girl spending years in therapy trying to cope with their normal body:

Of course, the problem with ogling photos of self-absorbed celebrities is that we are now in the age of artificial intelligence, and it’s hard to know what is real anymore.

For example, AI-generated images of Katy Perry and Rihanna were all over social media and neither of the women attended the 2024 Met Gala — Perry went so far as to share two fake images of her on Instagram with the caption, “couldn’t make it to the MET, had to work.”

 

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Here’s a sampling of the fashion statements shared online — real or not. Considering the spectacle on display, it would be easy to convince someone that fashion designers smoke crack before they go to work with thread and needle:

Even the fellas had to get in on the spectacle, as seen here:

(Photo by Daniel Zuchnik/WWD via Getty Images)
Tom Tillison

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