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‘One of the best pro-life videos of all time’: Absurdity of lib meltdown over Roe v. Wade all the rage

July 10, 2023 | | Print Article

A new short is circulating on social media, and it’s being called “one of the best pro-life videos of all time.”

The creation of actress and self-proclaimed “ex-Dem turned sane person” Natalie Jean Beisner, the snarky take on the anniversary of the Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe v. Wade offers a hilarious look at liberal logic while successfully making some pretty powerful points about pregnancy.

“The Supreme Court changed our sex lives forever,” the film, which features several GenZ-looking actors, declares.

“It’s been one whole year since Roe v. Wade was overturned,” they say, “which means they’ve been making abortion illegal all over the place.”

“So these are dark times,” they all state with deadpanned certainty.

“Un tiempo muy oscuro,” says one teary-eyed woman.

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And the struggle each of them has faced is real.

“Because now — ” says one incredulous woman, “now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just from having sex.”

The implications leave one young man’s mind blown.

“I’m not seriously considering going down the dangerous path of abstinence until marriage,” says another solemn man.

Another woman describes the “really bizarre state” she has been experiencing since the Supreme Court’s ruling — one in which she is actually asking guys about things like “values” and “trustworthiness” before hopping into bed with them.

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One man laments the “dumb questions” girls now ask him, like, “Do you love me?” and “Do you have a job?”

“Abortion being illegal where I live has definitely raised the bar on which men I’ll date and have sex with,” says one of the heavy-hearted women. “And that’s a terrible thing.”

“No sex” is happening on many of the first dates one of the men has been on since the landmark ruling.

“All we do is talk about who we are and get to know each other,” he complains.

One of the ladies instructs women to get an IUD, so their uteruses will be the “toxic and hostile environment” they are “supposed to be.”

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Sex is no longer “about me using someone else’s body to get myself off,” states one of the frustrated men.

“Why would I ever want to bring a child into a world like this?” asks one man. “A world in which it’s illegal to kill children?”

“I live in constant fear of a baby somehow finding its way into my uterus,” confesses one of the girls.

Yes, they all agree, “These are dark times.”

If only there was some kind of contract two people could sign before they have sex in which they both vow to take care of each other and any children the Supreme Court saddles them with.

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“I know it’s new,” one of the women says of the idea. “I know it’s shocking. I know it’s out there, but that kind of contract is the only way that I see us moving forward.”

Just don’t confuse said contract with a “marriage,” especially when Justice Amy Coney Barret is literally shoving babies into people’s bodies.

“You do not have a human right to an abortion,” Beisner tweeted along with the short film. “The sexual revolution brainwashed you into thinking you did.”

“One of the best pro-life videos of all time,” stated one Twitter user.

“Brilliant satire,” said another.

“Love it,” another proclaimed. “Hilarious.”


And for those who didn’t “love it,” Beisner has a few words.

“It’s made up that pregnant women are essentially a life support machine for a fetus? It’s made up that every pregnancy is potentially life threatening? It’s made up that blood and organ donations are required to be voluntary?” asked one pro-abortion advocate. “None of that is made up, it’s all factual.”

In a video response, Beisner dismantled the user’s “organ donation” argument.

“You have the right to deny your organ to a terminal patient, and he may die if he cannot get that organ elsewhere,” she said. “However, you don’t have the right to go shoot him in the head.”

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