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‘The View’ gushes that Biden showed ‘the rizz’ while getting late night TV tongue bath from Seth Myers

February 28, 2024 | | Print Article

President Joe Biden’s image makeover to gaslight voters into ignoring questions about his age and mental faculties is a big hit with “The View” and the ladies gushed about his “rizz” during a late-night TV appearance.

The flailing geriatric’s reelection comeback tour kicked into high gear with a Monday appearance on NBC’s “Late Night with Seth Meyers” where he yukked it up with the left-wing comic in a safe environment and in front of a friendly audience and the harpies squealed with delight, oozing adoration for the charismatic leader of their party.

On Tuesday’s edition of the ABC daytime gabfest, the co-hosts were positively giddy over Biden’s tongue bath which was remarkable for his rare avoidance of the senior moments that have become a troubling hallmark of his live appearances.

“I thought he was so brilliant and the old ideas thing. When I saw it, I was like, “that is perfect!” That’s exactly a contrast and a point that really resonates,” co-host Sarah Haines said, likening the oldster to his much smoother boss. “I love seeing him in the late night arena. Obama was so good at this. President Obama…”

“Well, he was a pro at everything!” Joy Behar exclaimed.

“Yeah, but I just think…, added Haines before being drowned out by applause from the leftist zombies in the seats.

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“Yes, he was,” chirped co-host Sunny Hosten.

“Uniquely,” Haines added, Like, so we can all agree at the table – because Alyssa’s politics differ, the charisma, the ability to…”

“The rizz! The rizz!” Behar said, a slang term that’s short for charisma and is often used to describe an individual’s ability to charm others, often in a romantic context which fits this week’s narrative about a virile Biden having “good sex” in his marriage.

“The rizz!” Hostin seconded.

“The rizz!” Agreed faux conservative punching bat, Alyssa Farah Griffin.

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“The rizz! He had the rizz!” Repeated Haines like a robot. “And late night brings out different qualities. When you described the relaxed; he’s on a couch, he’s sitting having a conversation. Normally, he’s sitting at a podium and it’s all this …,” shaking for effect.

“And it’s only one person,” Goldberg chirped, admitting that Biden’s appearances will now be strictly handled and limited.

“Yeah!” Haines agreed. “And so, I think whenever you’re putting people – they should be everywhere. Because a late night show is different from a daytime show which is different than CNN or Meet the Press.”

“Well, he doesn’t have…Listen, Joe’s been – Joe, you know, is famous for being laid back. He’s laid back,” said Goldberg, an opinion that staffers who have been cussed out by the volcanic tempered Biden might beg to differ with.

“Yeah. Uncle Joe,” Hostin added.

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While he may have had “the rizz” the 81-year-old’s performance wasn’t flawless because after all, it is Biden.

It’s all hands on deck to keep Humpty Dumpty together until the election and it will be imperative for Biden’s handlers to maintain careful control over his appearances with the propaganda campaign to present him as spry and mentally agile having a creepy Soviet-style aura about it.

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