Former presidential son Hunter Biden has launched a new meme coin and named it after his infamous laptop, looking to cash in on the scandal that came to define his life.
The recovered crackhead continued his image rehabilitation tour by plugging the coin after The Wall Street Journal first reported the news on Monday.
Biden’s coin will be called $LAPTOP and is set to officially launch on the Coinbase-built Base crypto exchange platform on Wednesday; a billion tokens will be issued.
The black sheep of the Biden family posted a video montage to X showing conservatives talking about the laptop with the caption “$LAPTOP” and “September 9,” the day that the token hits the exchange.
September 9 pic.twitter.com/QokgWLNxgL
— Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) September 7, 2026
Among the people in the video are Fox News host Sean Hannity, House Judiciary Committee Chair Jim Jordan (R-Ohio), podcaster Tucker Carlson, and President Donald J. Trump, who launched his own $TRUMP meme coin last year.
“The token’s name is inspired by the sensation that followed the public’s discovery of Biden’s former computer in 2020,” according to the WSJ. “The contents of that device, from messages that documented his foreign business dealings to nude photos of the president’s son doing drugs, were eventually laid bare. And the leaks forged a cottage industry of investigations, conspiracies—and digital media content.”
Biden and the coin’s founders “will hold 30% of the one billion tokens issued,” the paper reported.
“Meme coins began as a joke—a way for a burgeoning crypto industry to make light of their own willingness to buy anything digital no matter how questionable they appeared. Dogecoin, launched in 2013 as a playful nod to the viral meme featuring a Shiba Inu, is widely considered the first meme coin,” according to the Wall Street Journal.
Dubbed the “laptop from hell,” Biden’s computer was discovered to be a treasure trove of illicit drug use and sexual degeneracy, featuring former President Joe Biden’s son doing the nasty with hookers and frolicking around bare ass naked after he dropped it off at a Delaware computer shop to be fixed and forgot about it, likely due to his drug addicted mental condition.
The explicit contents were like manna from heaven for conservative media, with the damning computer being a regular topic on Fox News after it was initially covered up and labeled as Russian disinformation to censor and discourage coverage when the story first broke weeks before the 2020 election, which was won by Biden’s father.
The younger Biden had previously criticized Trump’s family for profiting off crypto ventures regulated by their father.
Biden’s new coin isn’t a big hit with X users who provided some early feedback for the Democrat scoundrel.
You have been out there criticizing Trump for launching a meme coin and now you’re doing the same.
You’re a scumbag.
— Jacktron (@jacktronprime) September 7, 2026
you criticize trump for doing a scam then do one yourself
— Repair guy (@Sortiizeins) September 7, 2026
This is the absolute worst thing you could do. You are going to get people rekt. Bad, bad move.
— Nate (@5_betMe) September 7, 2026
Don’t promote this bullshit. You criticize Trump and then do the same thing. It’s lame and no one will buy it
— Alex (@ALofurno_) September 7, 2026
Absolute filth to try and farm more money for your absolute disgusting actions. There’s a special place in hell for you demon
— Dripbits (@dripbitsnft) September 7, 2026
And there goes your reputation back down the drain
— whristan (@whristan1) September 7, 2026
Speaking of scams, Biden has taken to musing about jumping into the 2028 race for the White House, apparently aspiring to follow in his dad’s footsteps.
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