Jon Stewart’s profane on-air meltdown as Kamala crashes on election night

With Donald J. Trump now elected as the nation’s 47th president, the leftist meltdown has commenced, and “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart unloaded on the pollsters in a profanity-laced rant as the election slipped away.

Other than the mainstream media, no industry in America will emerge from a Trump victory as discredited as the polling “experts” who for months have predicted either a razor-thin race or a Harris win but the electoral map should be a huge wake-up call for anyone who believed them.

Late Tuesday night, just before signing off, Stewart tore into the pollsters, suggesting that they could perform oral sex on him before stating, “I don’t ever want to f**king hear from you again.”

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“We don’t, it hasn’t been completely called yet, we don’t exactly know what all the results are gonna be, our time is running out,” Stewart began. “I do want to very quickly send a quick message to all the pollsters, the election pollsters, um, blow me, I don’t ever want to f**king hear from you again. Ever.”

“I don’t ever want to hear,” he continued, slipping into a whiny falsetto voice, “’We’ve corrected for the overcorrection with the voters.’ You don’t know sh*t about sh*t, and I don’t care for you,” drawing cheers from the live audience

“We’ll figure it out next time. Oh, we were in the margin of blow me,’” he ranted, taking off and throwing down his glasses for effect.

“Look…ARRAAA….look…here’s the thing,” the host added. “Well, here’s what we know, is that we don’t really know anything and that we’re going to come out of this election, and we’re going to make all kind of pronouncements about what this country is and what this world is and the truth is, we’re not really going to know sh*t.”

“And, and we’re gonna make it seem like this is the finality of our civilization…we’re all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be,” he said. “And I just want to point out, just as a matter of perspective, that the lessons that our pundits take away from these results that they will pronounce with certainty will be wrong.”

He then played a montage of post-election media statements, skewering the punditry for their track record of being wrong.

“My point is this,” he said with a long bleep to cover up an extended burst of profanity, before raving. “But this isn’t the end, I promise you, this is not the end. And we have to regroup, and we have to continue to fight, and continue to work day in and day out to create the better society for our children, for this world, for this country, that we know is possible.”

Trump’s win along with the GOP taking control of the Senate is a devastating blow to Democrats and the media who created a completely false image of the president-elect as the second coming of Hitler, one that was resoundingly rejected by the American people.

Chris Donaldson

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