‘Shortest tenure as head of a terrorist org’: IDF says new leader of Hezbollah taken out

A record-breaking tenure for terrorist leadership reportedly set Iran’s Supreme Leader into hiding as another proxy was scratched from command courtesy of Israel.

If Hezbollah were a factory floor then they would certainly be keeping a “0” on their counter of the number of days since there had been an accident. Within hours of Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu dropping verbal bombs on the General Assembly of the United Nations, the literal airstrike against the terrorists found their replacement leader eliminated shortly after the last.

“Breaking,” wrote researcher and entrepreneur Dr. Eli David as word of the precision assault circulated, “Israel eliminated Hassan Khalil Yassin, who replaced Hassan Nasrallah hours ago. This breaks the Guinness world record for the shortest tenure as the head of a terrorist organization.”

While ridicule followed the devastating blows in the counteroffensive against the Iranian proxies that had been preceded by turning Hezbollah’s communications network on them with exploding pagers and walkie-talkies, the Israel Defense Forces confirmed further success as an airstrike eliminated the deputy head of Hezbollah’s Central Council Nabil Qaouk.

The IDF detailed in part, “Qaouk was close to Hezbollah’s senior commanders and was directly engaged in terrorist attacks against the State of Israel and its citizens…The IDF will continue to strike and eliminate the commanders within the Hezbollah terrorist organization and will act against anyone who threatens the citizens of the State of Israel.”

As had been covered, Netanyahu had slammed the U.N. Friday as “house of darkness” considered “home court” to Hamas, Hezbollah and their ilk, “in this swamp of antisemitic bile, there’s an automatic majority willing to demonize the Jewish State on anything. In this anti-Israel flat-earth society, any false change, any outlandish allegation can muster a majority.”

He’s also asserted, “As long as Hezbollah chooses the path of war, Israel has no choice, and Israel has every right to remove this threat and return our citizens to their home safely and that’s exactly what we’re doing.”

Meanwhile, sources told Reuters that Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei had gone into hiding while the radical Islamist reached out to proxies, that included survivors in Hezbollah’s ranks, about a response to the strikes that had been wiping out the terrorist group’s command structure.”

“The fate of this region will be determined by the forces of resistance, with Hezbollah at the forefront,” Khamenei was quoted as saying in addition to asserting, “The blood of the martyr shall not go unavenged.”

Efforts from Israel continued with a report that their air force had struck targets in Yemen belonging to Iran’s proxies there, the Houthis, as the IDF also made notes about the proximity of Hezbollah’s operations to a U.N. facility in Lebanon, little more than half a football field away from where Hassan Nasrallah was eliminated.

Of course, while Khamenei allegedly panicked and Iran’s U.N. Ambassador Amir Saeid Iravani found fault with the United States for supplying arms to Israel for the strikes wiping out terrorists, social media users had fun at the expense of the rapidly changing leadership and what it must take to incentivize promotion.

Kevin Haggerty

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