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Before you know it, the midterm elections will be over, and regardless of which party comes out on top, the pivot will be made to the 2028 presidential election – the big enchilada.
So, it’s never too early to begin assessing the Democrat field, and it’s going to be goofier than hell.
In a normal party, former Vice President Kamala Harris would have been exiled to political Siberia after the 2024 debacle in which she was throttled by President Donald J. Trump, dragging the entire party down with her.
But she has much support from the racial grievance grifters who still hold an outsized influence over the primary process to try to re-bake the Kamala sh*t soufflé and then try to force-feed it to voters.
In a timely reminder of just how much of a walking punchline the nation’s first DEI veep was during her four years in office, Harris dusted off her trademark cackle at an event in Sacramento this week where she stumped for Dr Richard Pan, who’s running for the seat in California’s 6th Congressional District against Rep. Kevin Kiley, who registered as an independent this year.
Kamala wonders where her applause is after delivering what she thought was a killer line, then bursts into hysterical cackling.
Audience mercy claps.
She’s gonna run and subject the country to two more years of this. https://t.co/cgHgqK5z82
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) October 6, 2026
As she mocked Kiley, who she said is “trying to hide behind being an independent now,” Harris thought that she was setting up the audience for an uproarious response to her line.
“Oh, I’m not that guy. I’m now this guy,” she said in a video of what would be an uncomfortable moment.
“Well, this guy who was that guy and is still this guy and that guy,” she added, pausing for the laughter which didn’t come.
“Come on now,” she pleaded, before breaking out in her own hyena-like laugh, one that resonated so well with voters last election that she lost all seven swing states and the popular vote as well.
As unbelievable as it may seem, Harris will be catapulted to frontrunner status the moment that she formally announces her candidacy, with the only real competition coming from socialist motormouth Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), a really stupid person’s idea of a serious candidate.
Also in the top tier of Democrats are greaseball Gavin Newsom, Rahm Emanuel – who may be even sleazier, chest feeding homosexual former small town mayor Pete Buttigieg, and Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear, a bland schmuck with no national name recognition.
And the joker is Don Lemon, who is considering squeezing into the nitrous oxide-powered clown car. With a field like that, Republicans should be hopeful even if they lose the midterms.
Party elder James Carville has been busily speculating that Trump may be deliberately trying to throw the midterms.
The question is, are the Democrats intentionally trying to tank 2028? Because that is what will happen if they can’t field a real candidate instead of a cartoon character.
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