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Harvard brainiac David Hogg pushes Tinder strategy to fell Putin: ‘Russians are in serious trouble now!’

February 28, 2022 | | Print Article

Uber liberal David Hogg has a great idea to stop President Putin and take down the Russian military: Flirt with Russian soldiers on Tinder.

Yes, Hogg went full Mata Hari on Twitter Saturday, suggesting a bit of flirting and some fake profiles would be far more “impactful” than simply tweeting support for Ukraine.

“Imagine if instead of just posting stuff on social media about Ukraine,” Hogg tweeted, “people worked to find Russian soldiers on social media (if they’re on there) and worked encourage defection + surrender = sabotage.”

And to help any would-be saboteurs out, he included a link to an “outdated” OSS field manual for how-to instructions.

Outdated… as in, from 1944.

“Match with them on Tinder and other dating apps,” he urged enthusiastically. “Find them on Russian social media. Post as a ‘Russian soldier’ on Russian social media about how stupid the war is.”

“I’m just trying to think of things more impactful than just posting hashtags,” he stated.

Bless his heart.

When one user pointed out that soldiers probably don’t check their cell phones in the middle of a battle, Hogg was not deterred.

“A lot of them are on the younger side like 19 years old,” he replied. “I guarantee you if they have a phone even if occasionally in combat they are on social media and likely dating apps too.”

While Harvard may want their diploma back, the responses to Hogg provided many much-needed laughs for many Twitter users.

“Early contender for Stupidest Tweet of 2022,” wrote one user.

“The Russians are in serious trouble now,” warned another. “They p****d David Hogg off. War’s over.”

“A Harvard education really doesn’t mean what it used to,” noted Washington Examiner contributor Harry Khachatrian.

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And here’s the punch line to the joke that is David Hogg: It wasn’t even an original thought.

Five days ago, The Sun, an English tabloid, published this tantalizing story: “Randy Russian soldiers bombard Ukrainian girls with flirty Tinder requests.”

“Ukrainian women in second city Kharkiv — just 20 miles from tyrannical Vladimir Putin’s vast invasion force — have been stunned by a salvo of admirers in uniform,” The Sun reports. “Hunky Russian troops called Andrei, Alexander, Gregory, Michail and a bearded Chechen fighter nicknamed ‘Black’ were among dozens whose profiles popped up.”

One Twitter user offered the perfect image to depict Hogg “being ratioed at @Harvard.”

Another is now convinced that Hogg’s account “is just bad parody Tweets.”

“No one can really be this brain dead & continue to respirate on his own,” the user contends.

“Thug Wife” tweeted that she would explain how the military works, but her nerves are apparently shot.

“David Hogg is totally serious here,” Thug Wife says, “can someone explain to him how the military works and how war in general works. I’d do it but I really don’t have the patience,” she explained, adding that this was “the funniest tweet I’ve seen in awhile, so I thank him for that.”

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Sorry, David. We’re all just gonna swipe left.

Melissa Fine
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