Trump’s smug-mugged judge dubbed ‘Judge Nudie’ after Jesse Watters shows shirtless selfies

The smug-mugged judge presiding over Trump’s New York City civil fraud case earned himself a new nickname after “BonusTorsoPhoto” and other bathroom selfies were brought to light.

“Judge Nudie has the right to express himself in any way he wants.”

While many were caught up in the coverage of former President Donald Trump’s testimony in the $250 million trial, especially after his attorney Alina Habba gave an impassioned speech outside the courthouse, certain pastimes of Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Arthur Engoron became widely known.

Not only was the judge credited with running the high school newsletter for The Wheatley School Alumni Association, but his fitness hobby and the progress he was making were documented for all to see in a series of revealing images.

Sharing some of the images on his Fox News program “Jesse Watters Primetime,” the eponymous host called out, “There’s more than meets the eye with this goofy judge, literally. We found out today that this judge runs a high school alumni newsletter. If you graduated from Wheatley and you’re interested in attending your class reunion, the judge has you covered. But that’s the only thing the judge covers.”

“This is Trump’s judge sharing your run-of-the-mill ‘BonusTorsoPhoto,” explained Watters as one of the images that had appeared in the newsletter was displayed. “Primetime did our due diligence because we respect privacy. Our crack producers compared and contrasted other shirtless photos of the judge that were also circulating online. The pecs and the abs check out.”

“And it wasn’t just one shirtless bathroom selfie. Judge Nudie, not to be confused with Judge Judy,” the host said as he dropped the moniker, “posted another one. We’ve asked the judge, ‘what are you doing?’ and ‘please tell us we’re wrong.’ We’ll let you know what he says.”

“But again, this is Judge Nudie’s newsletter. If he’s posting some other man’s nude bathroom selfie, I don’t know if that makes it better or worse,” opined the Fox News host before suggesting, “Judge Nudie has the right to express himself in any way he wants. We don’t judge. But he does. The nude bathroom selfie-sharing drummer gets to decide whether Trump’s real estate empire lives or dies. You can’t take this man seriously. Men like this can’t have the unilateral power to nuke the president’s business license because a racist prosecutor asked him to. The man’s a joke.”

That assessment prevailed on social media as others weighed into the same with their own captions of the “BonusTorsoPhoto” like “it’s not a clown show…It’s way worse.”

The impressions of Engoron just added to what Watters described as “The Trump Show” which he said, “has all the elements of your classic TV drama. What will the casting directors come up with next.”

He had broken them down with clips of the jury forewoman who laughed as she imagined swearing Trump in, the media focus on Special Counsel Jack Smith getting lunch at a sandwich chain and the president’s reference to Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg as “Fat Alvin.”

Watters also noted New York Attorney General Letitia James’ campaigning on the administration being “too male, too pale, too stale,” but asserted, “Primetime has been tickled with the not so honorable Judge Arthur Engoron.”

“You remember the taxi driving, hippie drummer with hair wilder than Bernie’s — smiling into the camera like he’s been cast in an 80s courtroom sitcom. Remember when we warned you that drummers are always the crazy ones? Shoulda listened,” the host remarked.

He closed by suggesting, “If anybody should be hit with a gag order, it’s Judge Nudie.”


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