‘Homeless model’ arrested in Florida, accused of masturbating for 10 MINUTES at Starbucks

Florida Man strikes again. This time, in the form of a self-described homeless model in Miami Beach, who decided that pleasuring himself in a Starbucks coffee shop was a good idea.

Blake Reign, a 27-year-old man, was arrested on Friday after Alyssa DiMaria recorded him allegedly pleasuring himself in the store and well within the eyesight of customers.

“What are you [expletive] doing? Get the [expletive] out! It’s disgusting!” DeMaria yelled, to no avail. She claims Reign continued to masturbate for about 10 minutes. There was a brief foot chase when police arrived, after receiving multiple reports on Reign.

Watch a local news report: (** Graphic content warning)

Once the police had him, however, it was quite the fight to get him down. The written report of the encounter detailed a wild attempt to bring him into custody, including the officers using their “dart firing stun guns,” a “forward kick to the lower back area” and “closed fist distraction blows.” Eventually, they were able to subdue him and Reign was admitted to the Mount Saini Medical Center for evaluation before his incarceration.

Reign received a $700 bond and is facing multiple charges, including resisting an officer without violence, disorderly conduct in an establishment, and lewd and lascivious behavior.

Starbucks released a brief statement on the incident:

Once alerted to the customer’s behavior our partners took action and local authorities were immediately called. We want our stores to be a welcoming environment, and our partners are empowered to address any behavior that doesn’t meet our third place policy.

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