For some strange reason, “Crying” Jimmy Kimmel, ABC’s left-wing mouthpiece for the Democratic Party, was tapped by Britain’s Channel 4 to deliver its “alternative” message to King Charles’ Christmas Day remarks — a somewhat recent annual tradition, apparently.
Kimmel made his address all about President Donald J. Trump — the only relevance he can muster these days is being defiantly anti-Trump — informing a nation that regularly jails its citizens for social media posts, “Tyranny is booming over here.”
You have to give Kimmel some credit, though, for acknowledging that most Brits may not know who the hell he is.
“I have no idea if you know who I am, but I was asked to deliver this year’s Alternative Christmas Message — which I’ve heard is a big deal — so I hope you do,” Kimmel began, “But if not I host what you call a chat show –we call it a talk show — in what you call the colonies, I think? I honestly have no idea what’s going on over there.”
Jimmy Kimmel went on UK TV to whine about Trump and ‘fascism’ in America:
“From a fascism perspective, this has been a really great year. Tyranny is booming over here.”
This clown is talking to a country where the government is IMPRISONING PEOPLE FOR SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS.
He of… pic.twitter.com/HNoedyw5kW
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 26, 2025
“I do know what’s going on over here, though, and I can tell you that, from a fascism perspective, this has been a really great year,” he continued. “Tyranny is booming over here.”
Referencing ABC suspending his show for gaslighting Trump supporters after the brutal assassination of Charlie Kirk, Kimmel blamed Trump for trying to “shut me up” while celebrating his return to the air.
“The American government made a threat against me and the company I work for, and all of a sudden we were off the air,” he dishonestly characterized events. “But then, you know what happened? A Christmas miracle happened.”
“We came back. Our show came back stronger than ever,” Kimmel claimed, without mentioning his ratings of late. “We won, the President lost and now I’m back on the air every night giving the most powerful politician on earth a right and richly deserved bollocking.”
Lifting the Democratic Party’s “No Kings” protest efforts, Kimmel claimed that Trump “thinks he is our king,” before apologizing to the Brits.
“Here in the United States right now, we are both figuratively and literally tearing down the structures of our democracy,” he said. “From the free press, to science, to medicine, to judicial independence, to the actual White House itself, we are a right mess. And we know this is also affecting you, and I just wanted to say sorry. And we want you to know or, at least I want you to know, that we’re not all like him. We’re not all like that.”
The so-called comedian beseeched our distant cousins from across the pond not to “give up on us,” as if the average American would care if they did, implying that in “about three years” the same oppressive liberal orthodoxy that has a stranglehold on the U.K. may be restored here in America.
“So, if I might speak on behalf of my country – which I most certainly do not – our message to you, our friends across the pond this Christmas is: don’t give up on us.” Kimmel groveled. “We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. We even love the things about you that you don’t like, like Simon Cowell, for instance.”
“We are not bright. We’re Americans. No one knows better than you we’re always just a little bit late to the game, but do we come through in the end? Maybe. Give us about three years. Please. Thank you for your patience, and thank you for Spider-Man. Merry Christmas, and happy holidays.”
“Ironic” was a popular online characterization of Kimmel’s remarks, as seen here:
I wonder if Kimmel even grasps the irony here. He is literally speaking to a group of people who have ZERO legal right to speak out against their own government. 🙄
— Scott Lame (@dimeday128) December 26, 2025
Why doesn’t he just renounce his citizenship and make us all happy?
— ConservativeCat (@GaryAlanGraham) December 26, 2025
Kimmel is exercising his right to free speech while claiming he lives in a tyranny. Got it.
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) December 26, 2025
Complaining about fascism in America to an audience of people who could end up in jail for pointing out mass “ethnic” rape gangs operating with impunity in their country is quite ironic.
— BocaDuke (@BocaDuk3) December 26, 2025
— Mike Maxwell (@zerovswr) December 26, 2025
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Tom Tillison grew up in Maryland before moving to Central Florida as a young teen. It is in the Sunshine State that he honed both his passion for politics and his writing skills. Tillison also contributes to BizPac Review.
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