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Charlamagne, ‘The Breakfast Club’ blast WH inconclusive cocaine claims: ‘Let my people out of jail!’

July 15, 2023 | | Print Article

Charlamagne tha God and his entire “Breakfast Club” bunch ripped into the White House’s cocaine investigation for its failure to find “forensic evidence” and identify a suspect.

“The investigation has concluded with no forensic evidence or video,” Tezlyn Figaro told the crew on Friday. “They’re not able to identify the responsible person. They said that this cocaine was in an area that they did not have any video surveillance.”

“Yeah right,” Charlamagne scoffed.

As BizPac Review reported, the Secret Service announced on Thursday that it was closing the investigation into the bag of cocaine found at the White House earlier this month, claiming they were “not able” to “single out a person of interest” because there wasn’t enough physical evidence.

In a statement, the agency revealed that they had been looking into “how this item entered the White House,” including a “methodical review of security systems and protocols” — but, despite their best efforts, they “did not develop latent fingerprints and insufficient DNA was present for investigative comparisons.”

“There was no surveillance video footage found that provided investigative leads or any other means for investigators to identify who may have deposited the found substance in this area,” the Secret Service stated. “Without physical evidence, the investigation will not be able to single out a person of interest from the hundreds of individuals who passed through the vestibule where the cocaine was discovered.”

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“Do you mean to tell me that there’s a room in the White House with no video cameras?” Charlamagne asked. “Ain’t no damn way. Knock it off.”

“First of all, I’m born and raised in Washington, D.C. — if they letting people get away with cocaine, let my people outta jail,” demanded Chico Bean. “What is up with that? That’s crazy. You know, I mean, people have been arrested in the District of Columbia for cocaine and they done found it in the White House and they can’t figure out who it is it belonged to. That’s crazy, man.”

Meanwhile, Hunter Biden’s lawyer sent former President Donald Trump’s attorneys a cease-and-desist letter on Thursday, demanding that the GOP primary frontrunner refrain from posting “defamatory” comments about his once drug-addicted client before someone gets hurt.

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Trump alleged on Truth Social that the Secret Service “100%” knows to whom the cocaine belonged.

“The public is demanding to know the White House ‘Cocaine Story,’” Trump posted on Monday. “Just like I QUICKLY PROVIDED SECURITY TAPES FROM MAR-a-LAGO on the BOXES HOAX, the White House has Security Cameras (far more than Mar-a-Lago!) all over the place, especially the location in question. THEY 100% KNOW WHO IT IS.”

“If they don’t release information,” Trump claimed, “it means they destroyed the tapes & the Cocaine was for use by Hunter, & probably Crooked Joe, in order to give this total disaster of a President a little life and energy!”

And, as if to normalize the discovery of drugs in the White House, the Secret Service revealed this week that marijuana was found at least twice in 2022.


Snoop Dogg admitted that he had smoked weed at the White House, The Breakfast Club noted.

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“Weed is legal at this point,” said Justina Valentine.

“Yeah, but cocaine is not,” replied Bean. “And if they done found cocaine in the White House and they can’t identify who it is, don’t identify the people who sell it in the areas around the White House either.”

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