Gutfeld holds nothing back in brutal opener on America’s ‘reckoning’: ‘We’re well on our f***ing way’

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld delivered an epic reaction to President-elect Donald Trump’s victory in the 2024 presidential race.

Nothing was off limits during his monologue Wednesday on “Gutfeld!” as the host cracked up the panel and audience with his take on how Vice President Kamala Harris got “shellacked” by the Republican former president.

“Kamala Harris got shellacked like a hardwood floor on ‘This Old House.’ And instead of an evening concession speech, she avoided her supporters like Hunter Biden dodging child support. For the first time, she wasn’t laughing,” Gutfeld began, airing video clips and touching on everything from Harris’s delayed concession speech to the demise of Peanut the squirrel.

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“He won the popular vote by over 5 million,” Gutfeld said of Trump’s win and the “mandate” from the American people.  “That can’t be explained away. The Dems can’t give their usual excuses with more but, but, buts than a Kardashian family reunion.”

He called out Hollywood celebrities who bashed Trump and gushed over Harris, saying, “All the virtue signaling b**** from the Aniston’s and the Clooney’s. It didn’t mean a thing. All that Botox must have paralyzed their brains into believing it matters what they think. Sorry, you’re just hairless circus bears here to entertain us.”

The Fox News host noted that Trump’s win signals that “identity politics is dead. DEI is DOA.”

“Enough with dividing Americans into absurd categories that only matter to self-obsessed people with more pronouns than friends. The truth is, Americans of all stripes want the same things: prosperity, safety, a president who doesn’t smell like an outhouse. It’s why Trump won record numbers of Hispanics and black voters. But he also won a whole bunch of different people,” Gutfeld said.

“Trump didn’t do this alone,” he explained, giving a hat tip to the “unsung heroes” who helped the campaign like Scot Presler who “drove his jalopy into the ground, getting out the vote to flip Pennsylvania.”

“That’s right. A gay man who helped convince the Amish to put down their butter churners and get to the polls and vote for Trump. That’s a movie Hollywood should make. But they won’t,” Gutfeld continued.

“But perhaps the biggest unsung hero –Kamala Harris. She was Trump’s secret weapon, proving that you cannot win by identity alone. You need ideas, a vision of a better life. Brains,” Gutfeld said to the audience’s laughter.

“So will the media learn anything from this? Will the Dems? Of course not. Expect to be told how sexist and racist you are for the next four years. But it won’t work because by now our collective skin is tougher than a $2 steak,” he continued. “The coastal elite in the Obamas, Clintons, and Bidens told us no decent person would vote for him. And yet he caused a landslide bigger than the cast of ‘The View’ on a snowboarding trip. That’s why last night’s reckoning signaled something bigger even than Trump.”

“You can see it in the faces of those who voted for him and those who didn’t. The American people went from ‘wanting’ to ‘deciding’, and that decision is now reflected in the calm that you sense right now,” Gutfeld concluded. “We may not get this country back on its feet tomorrow, but we’re well on our f**** way.”

Frieda Powers

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