Concerns over so-called “Environmental, Social, and corporate Governance” (ESG) measures are nothing but conspiracy theories, the media told us. Everything is fine, you bigots. Until it isn’t. […]
Month: May 2023
engineering boss Foad Dabiri announced that he was departing the company one day after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ much-anticipated launch of his 2024 presidential bid. The […]
A Dallas, Texas school district is handing out Winnie-the-Pooh bos produced by Praetorian Consulting in Houston to schoolchildren as young as 4 years old to take home […]
Now that former President Donald Trump has been indicted on 34 felony charges of falsifying business records in the first degree over alleged hush-money payments made, the […]
Controversial conservative Candace Owens weighed in on Khloe Kardashian’s recent admission that she is having difficulty bonding with her son, Tatum, because she, like her big sister […]
Billionaire Elon Musk’s brain-implant company, Neuralink, has finally, after several previous rejections, obtained permission from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration to start conducting human trials. “We […]
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, now a 2024 presidential candidate, is positive that the media would be treating his wife far better if they were Democrats. “If she […]
After being arrested for sexting runaway teenagers and supplying them with booze and drugs, 35-year-old Amanda “Taz” Dorrough from Washington State announced that she identifies as a […]
In yet another catastrophically ill-conceived marketing ploy, organizers of a South Carolina town’s Juneteenth celebration decided in the name of diversity to use white people on one […]
In the event you ever wondered what would happen if someone opened the emergency door during a flight, 194 terrified passengers learned the hard way when a […]









