‘No s**t he’s a vegetable!’ Dave Portnoy DESTROYS ‘hero’ George Clooney for declaring the obvious

Leftist Hollywood actor George Clooney is facing steep mockery from Dave Portnoy for his sudden about-face on President Joe Biden.

Weeks ago, Clooney held a fundraiser for the president during which he raised millions for his 2024 presidential campaign.

Then all of a sudden, this week Clooney penned a devastating op-ed for the New York Times calling for President Biden to exit the race and let somebody else take over in his stead.

“I love Joe Biden,” the op-ed reads. “As a senator. As a vice president and as president. I consider him a friend, and I believe in him. Believe in his character. Believe in his morals. In the last four years, he’s won many of the battles he’s faced.”

“But the one battle he cannot win is the fight against time. None of us can. It’s devastating to say it, but the Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago at the fund-raiser was not the Joe ‘big F-ing deal’ Biden of 2010. He wasn’t even the Joe Biden of 2020. He was the same man we all witnessed at the debate,” it continues.

The gist of the op-ed is that Biden’s recent debate performance against former President Donald Trump was so bad that he has to drop out and let someone more competent and with it take over, lest Trump win the 2024 election and be reelected president.

Ever since the op-ed’s publication, Clooney has been receiving the hero treatment from fellow establishment leftists for telling the truth about President Vegetable. But according to Portnoy of Barstool Sports, this narrative is absurd.

Listen to him explain why below:

“George Clooney, what a f–king hero this guy is, huh?” he began. “Comes forward today — now, this guy threw a fundraiser, raised tens of millions, co-chair for Biden, three weeks ago. Today comes out, he’s like, ‘Guess what? The guy you saw in the debate, that vegetable, that’s f–king Biden, he’s a vegetable.'”

“He was a vegetable three weeks ago. Acting like he’s doing some heroic thing,” Portnoy added.

Exactly. Every honest person with common sense had already admitted Biden was a vegetable/walking corpse ages ago. Meaning the fact that Clooney is just NOW fessing up to it right when it’s convenient for the Democrat Party’s goals shows just how garbage of a person he really is.

“So what, George, if [Biden] didn’t do the debate and wasn’t a vegetable, you were just going to keep your mouth shut?” Portnoy continued, asking with disgust. “And by the way, if you just found out Biden was a vegetable, where have you been for two years? Everyone knows he’s a vegetable.”

Portnoy went on to cite example after example of the president’s vegetable ways, including the fact that the president can’t “get on and off a stage without getting lost.”

“He talks about dead people like he had lunch with them yesterday,” Portnoy said. “He can’t f–king ride his bike without falling down. He can’t get up and down f–king Air Force One without taking a tumble. No s–t he’s a vegetable. He’s been a vegetable for two f–king years. Democrats don’t care.”

Or rather, Democrats and their equally conniving allies — i.e., Clooney — didn’t care up until the moment Biden became a liability to their corrupt, twisted agenda.

Portnoy wasn’t done.

“If I know he’s a vegetable, if Miss Peaches knows he’s a vegetable [referring to his dog] if Clooney knows he’s a vegetable, if the Obamas know he’s a vegetable, if everyone in the world knows Joe Biden is a f–king vegetable, why did he do that debate?” he asked rhetorically.

“Because Democrats wanted to show the world that they have no choice but to f–king whack him,” he added, arguing that Democrats were always intent on throwing Biden under the bus for someone better like California Gov. Gavin Newsom.

“It’s all dirty politics,” he continued.

Sounds about left!

Continuing his screed, Portnoy noted again that the Democrats “were [for years] fine” with “putting a vegetable in our face.”

“They’re fine with doing a fundraiser three weeks ago for a vegetable. So f–k it, let’s just have Trump run versus a head of lettuce. Honestly? The votes will probably be the same,” he said.

“So f–k all these games and stuff. Everyone knows Biden’s a vegetable. So let’s just do the ballot. Trump on one side, head of lettuce on the other,” he concluded.

Vivek Saxena


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